I've fallen into the gutter

[justagirl]

I have issues. Probably some serious issues. I want to take strawberries, dump them on someone and lick them off. I literally want to grab someone (not a random person; I do have someone in mind though they probably have no clue), pour strawberries on them and lick the strawberries off. Well, actually, I'd have to get their shirt off and then I can pour the strawberries on them. But still, I have had serious thoughts about doing this. Just tonight but there are serious thoughts involved. It randomly popped into my head as I was in the grocery store and saw the shelf of strawberries. Like...yum...licking them off of said person would be fun. I almost smacked myself in the middle of the produce section. And then as I was accidentally eating the pint of Strawberry Cheesecake Ice Cream, I started thinking about slowly pouring that on someone and licking that off. Would someone please take my mind? Preferably before I go to bed tonight because otherwise my dreams are going to be...well, they aren't going to be PG tonight.

And yes, I accidentally ate the pint of ice cream. The other night my iPod randomly played "accidentally in love" which got me thinking - how can you accidentally be in love? I mean seriously. Do you have a crush on someone and like a month later you suddenly go "hmmm, I don't think I'm crushing on you, I think I accidentally fell in love with you. I don't know anything about your or anything. We only talk randomly but I'm so in love with you. I will bear your children and do whatever you ask of me." So if you can accidentally be in love, then I can accidentally eat an entire pint of ice cream.

And I'm back to the licking of strawberries again. *shakes head* I need other images in my head.

Comments

[purpleparadox]

I'm totally accidentally eating the remnants of a sleeve of Thin Mints. Curse you, Girl Scouts, for making such delicious cookies.

[justagirl]

LOL! See, if you accidentally eat them, then the calories don't count.

[paper_hand]

I interpreted that song as being friends with someone, and then realizing that at some point it had shifted from friendship to love

[justagirl]

Hmm. I never thought of it that way but it is a good interpretation.

[beach_baby]

0.o I knew i shouldn't add people in those ad me communities, all freaks! :P

I always wanted to have some kinda syrup, or whip cream. Strawberries though....mhmm...i can't even get a mental picture of Strawberries and licking them off...and i have a dirty ass mind too!

Now i'll never be able to look at strawberries again without thinking of you. :)

[justagirl]

*snickers* I knew I'd find someone out there through the add me community to shock. :)

You know...tonight I'm going to be thinking about whipped cream and strawberries. Thank you! And I was thinking of the frozen strawberries heated to room temperature. They are usually cut into pieces and have a kind of syrup to them.

And my evil deed has been done for the day!